My little man, trapped in a boy's body

Your sayings lately are getting too much to keep up with.  I keep posting them on facebook, but man Jace you are funny.  Not only are you funny, but your sayings at just four years old show how smart you are! I pray I can help you channel that.  For now, let's have a laugh or two courtesy of you just being you. <3

Jace is camping with his daddy and grandparents and I stayed home. Talking to him on the phone
Jace: So, whatcha doing mommy?
Me: Just sitting here on my computer talking to you.
Jace: What did you do today?
Me: Well, I went to work, saw clients, wrote 4 reports, cut out coupons, went to the store, cleaned our my car, did two loads of laundry, vacuumed and now I'm talking to you.
Jace: Oh....that's all?



 😳Me half asleep when Jace comes in this morning, gives me a hug, and then sweetly asks: 
Mom, can I play with your iPad?
Me: Yawn...I guess but it's in my work bag and it's almost dead.
Jace: Again?? Mom, if you want the iPad to work, you HAVE to keep it plugged into the charger! 
Me: Thanks Jace. What would I do without you bud? 😂😂 I seriously get stuff like this from this kid on a daily basis.

Driving to school (in a hurry) and the gas light comes on in my car.
Jace: Oh no mommy!! Your gas light is on! Hurry! We need to get to a gas station!
Me: Jace, it's fine. I'll get gas later.
Jace: Well, it looks like you've been driving too fast and you vroomed out all the gas!
Where the heck does he come up with this stuff and how is it I have my dad in the car with me again?

  

And the sweetest ever the other night, I wake up to find your puppy on my pillow.  Not remembering if you were in bed with me, I quickly found out.  You came in my room and told me you had left puppy on my pillow for me.  When I asked why you said, Oh because I wanted you to be cozy."  I told you thank you but that you didn't have to worry about me and you took puppy back and gave him this squeeze. 

You loved me so much you voluntarily gave me your beloved puppy just to make me "cozy."  Sigh.  At four you've already learned how to steal a heart.  Love you little man.

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