Jace's sayings

I want to keep a list of all the funny things Jace says, and here it is :)

Let's go to the alligator (elevator)
Mom, my butt hurts.  Can you get the sour cream?
Daddy, I want panpapes! (pancakes)
Mommy, is this daddy's squirts? (cologne bottle in hand)
Daddy!  We saw a pirate today!  He's a good stranger! (Referring to the paramedic at Chick Fil A)
I see a cranky!  (referring to a crane)
Dad, watcha doing with that waffle maker? (referring to the portable grill)
Mommy, will you turn on my night moon?  (referring to his night light)
Sahara!  Go to your candle!  (kennel)
Daddy!  My butt burns!  It burns like a toaster!